This is your friendly reminder that Lestrade is still probably blaming himself for Sherlock’s death. 

batcows:

jamanddogtags:

#THIS ISN’T FUCKING FRIENDLY

cumberbitchsandwich:

tealbluestatic:

thenakedsociopath:

My god…. why didn’t I ever notice this before?
THE SIGNS WERE ALL THERE.

Otter hedgehog ferret lizard skjhdkfhskjdhfshjdkf

Oh God.

Now Lestrade’s a ferret.

Here we go again.

dmcxwtf:

consultingdetectiveofgallifrey:

deductism:

celestialnexus:

thenextdragonborn:

whiskersandmagic:

bamfinajumper:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-o-u-so-much:

sherlockstuff:

WTF

I want to make your skin into a lampshade, John.

I’m coming after you. I hope you’re a light sleeper. Have you changed your locks recently? Heard Sherlock is going to be out of town a while.

Homicidal Greg.

#when the sherlock fandom starts to make homicidal greg is when we need now s3

we were shipping sherlock/door just weeks before S2

i’m looking forward to the next year of mentally-damaged sherlockians

“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME”

You’re walking down Baker Street. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: “Greg Lestrade”. He’s following you, about 30 feet back, he gets down on all fours like the Hound of Baskerville—he’s gaining on you! GREG LESTRADE. You’re looking for 221b but you’re all turned around! He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s BLOOD on his face! My Godtiss there’s blood everywhere! Running from your life from GREG LESTRADE. He’s brandishing a badge. It’s GREG LESTRADE. Lurking in Londooon. Detective Inspector GREG LESTRADE. Living in the shadows. GREG LESTRADE. Going on vacation. GREG LESTRADE. Finding all the bodddiiiiiiesss. Actual Psychopath GREG LESTRADE. Now it’s dark, and you’ve seen to have lost him.  But you’ve hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a detective. You creep silently around St. Barts. Ah-Ha! In the distance, there’s 221b with it’s light on! JOHN! You move stealthily toward it. But DAMN YOUR LEG! Ahh! Moran blew it off! Getting a cane! Deduce deduce. Limping into the flat. Deduce deduce. Now you’re on the doorstep. Sitting inside is GREG LESTRADE. Playing on his phone. GREG LESTRADE. But he doesn’t hear you enter. GREG LESTRADE. You’re sneaking up behind himmm. Strangling Detective GREG LESTRADE. Fighting for your life with GREG LESTRADE. Using your cane on GREG LESTRADE. VATICAN CAMEOS! Safe at last from GREG LESTRADE. You limp back to Baker Street, blood oozing form your damn leg. But you’ve won. You have beaten GREG LESTRADE.

lemon-in-the-flight-deck:

its-just-the-shock-talking:

when I find myself in times of trouble

Greg Lestrade comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

well, don’t commit suicide

cumberqueen:

….Simba.

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

magentablimp:

theworldsonlyconsultantdetective:

commonmisfit:

viatruso:

sherlockedcherrydrop:

magentablimp:

oftortoises:

I don’t know!

“…how I feel about Mycroft Holmes!”

“… what my division is!”

“…why Sherlock and John keep leaving me out of things!”

“…why there’s a cake in my bed!”

“…why I’m in a viral Doctor Who video with Amy Pond when I should be making things better with my cheating wife!”

“…how this mobile phone even works!”

“…why I left the house wearing this tie!”

someone-wicked:

aristophrenic:

mortitz:

#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…

this is like, tag perfection. one hundred million internets to mortitz, everyone else just go home.

vicky-gibson:

I love Lestrade beyond words okay?<3

oftortoises:

thefandomconfessions:

45.

I would cry so many tears of joy and sadness and papa!strade feels if this occurred. 

winterinthetardis:

#as long as the coffee is okay